I m not an open-minded guy
And I won t even try to pretend I am
I love top 40 radio
The only way to go if you re a love song fan
Oh if it s underground and cool
I get so confused
That s why I m a formula guy
I watch generic movies too
I ll make a bet with you there s a happy end
Good stuff like Karate Kid
I knew that he would win and I like that
Oh if it s groundbreaking and new
I get so confused
That s why I m a formula guy
I m a formula guy
I m a formula guy
I m a formula guy
I drink rated G beer
I ll make it very clear that s what I like
If I can t pronounce the name
I think it s really lame and it s just not right
Oh if there s no twist-off cap to unscrew
I don t know what to do
That s why I m a formula
That s why I m a formula
That s why I m a formula guy